Sarah's 3rd Blog (again)

Agenda:
Sacramento Trip
Smarter Balance
Field Test
Quiz Corrections
HW: RJ 8.1 pages 385-403

I don't want to waste our time. Ms. Nakada is talking about the Sacramento Trip, which will probably be something like a downgrade from the Yosemite trip. It looks like we're going to correct quizzes later. We have been told to write, "Smarter Balance Field Test" in our English notebooks. It's a new type of online test. I predict a poor outcome, so I doubt the country will stick with this program. No one should be nervous for this. Why are we taking notes on this? I'm out. Nevermind. Since I suck at multitasking, I'm just not gonna take notes. Has anyone heard of the ACT's? It's just like the SAT's but the scoring is different. I have a friend taking that tomorrow, and that sounds way more important than anything I've ever done at Emerson. One day I'll be out of here and I can just laugh my butt off because I've wasted so much time. Haha are you guys pissed? Good news, everyone. The Smarter Balance test doesn't count for our grades. I wish it did. I should do test corrections. Why should I waste your precious time with my own nonsense? I got 100%. That was unexpected. Heather is going to laugh at me. I never study guys. I have natural talent. I'm so amazing. I'm the smartest person I know. I should win an award. If you could be anything in the world what would you be? I would be a Siberian hamster with Heather. Can Siberian hamsters legally buy plots of land on Mars? If not, I'm in trouble. If you're wondering what's happening in real life, Ms. Nakada is explaining the questions on our last quiz. Many people lost points in the translation from Elizabethan to Modern-Day English section. Study hard, kids. Stay in school. Unless you're me. What would you guys think if I bought a bear, and rode on its back around school? I would be the majestic queen, smiling and waving as everyone screams, and/or whispers to their friend, "What's she thinking? Is she going through a midlife crisis?" To answer your questions in advanced, yes I am going through a midlife crisis.

Beware: This is not a threat.

Congratulations to everyone who got out of bed today. Oh yay we're talking about the substitute teacher we had on Wednesday. He was so cool, you guys. He appreciates my individuality; more like lack of. It's time to talk about that book we're reading. Since we've gone over it so many times, I feel no need to blog about it. It's time to crack my back. Who knows a good chiropractor? If anyone needs a therapist, save your money. I recommend watching a channel that I forgot the name of. They show people traveling Europe and Asia, and they discuss various types of cuisines and art forms. It's quite relaxing. It has the ability to restore one's faith in humanity. So the Academy Awards occurred last night. Did anyone notice Liza Minelli (I don't know if i spelled her last name correctly)? Someone told me she died. What?!?! I'm so smart. Have a spectacular day. You are all wonderful.

-S